The webcomic Ozy and Millie just ended it's eleven year run so I have been spending the better part of the last week sifting through a decade of archives between calls at work. This comic seemed particularly relevant to my job:



Millie: "You know, I love everyone in the abstract. Collectively, I want them to be happy and I wish them all the best. But individually, people have a way of making me want to hit them in the groin with a sock full of change. How can I reconcile that?"